Żeby nie było ... Jest też o cyckach
[Dr. Cameron is bending over a patient to steady them while Dr. Chase gives him a lumbar puncture]
Dr. Chase: Hey, Dan, isn't Dr. Cameron's necklace a beauty? Something South American, I think.
Dr. Cameron: Yeah, Guatemalan.
Dan: It's a cool necklace.
Dr. Cameron: [looks down, realizes Dan can see down her shirt, then speaks to Chase] Thank you SO much.
Dr. Chase: The kid's in pain.
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O matko! Ten jest niezły. Jeszcze nie obejrzałem (równolegle oglądam 1 (wiadomo skąd) i 4 (tvp) sezon)
Dr. Wilson: [House is attempting to put on a tie before his date with Cameron] The wide side's too short. You're gonna look like Lou Costello.
Dr. House: This is a mistake. I don't know how to have casual conversation. You think you're talking about one thing, and either you are and it's incredibly boring, or you're not because it's subtext and you need a decoder ring.
Dr. Wilson: Open doors for her, help her with her chair...
Dr. House: I have been on a date.
Dr. Wilson: Uh, not since disco died. Comment on her shoes, her earrings, and then move on to D.H.A.: her Dreams, Hopes, and Aspirations. Trust me — panty-peeler. Oh, and if you need condoms, I've got some.
Dr. House: [sarcastically] Did your wife give them to you?
Dr. Wilson: Drug rep. They got antibiotics built in, somehow.
Dr. House: I should cancel. I've got a patient in surgery tomorrow.
[House moves to the kitchen]
Dr. Wilson: And if you were a surgeon, that would actually matter.